Where are they now? PPS_DC

Thirteen questions with PPS_DC

1 Where are you now?
The destination.

2 If we distract PPS_Simon with a length bamboo, a box of matches and a bucket of custard, what are the chances of your pinching HIS army and mailing it out to a lucky individual?
Which army do you want?
I already have Trollbloods, Menites and Iosans… any Circle laying about? Hee hee - Gday

3 Being the master of all that is infernal, does the D in DC *really* stand for Dante?
It *really* stands for David, but only my mom and telemarketers call me that.

4 Which character needs to be made into a Bobblehead?
I don’t like bobbleheads, but the Agonizer needs to be made into one of those stuffed animals that makes noise when you kick it.

5 Are there any plans to equip your team of Infernals with Iosan Battle Mage gauntlets to make their pimp hands even stronger?
No, but their Horgenhold Mechanikal Hammers should be arriving any day via UPS.

6 Aside from being the only combined arms light warjack available to the Iosans, what’s your favourite application of the Gorgon?
Locking down the specific model my opponent wanted to use most.

7 Lost Hemisphere: Cool Ranch Blog, All Dressed Blog, or Blog Most Likely To Cause a Coronary?
Definitely Cool Ranch.

8 How much would you pay for a pink Slag Troll?
How well is it painted?

9 How many painkillers did you take on a daily basis during the Warmachine Field Test? Do you predict the average to be higher or lower with the Hordes Field Test?
No painkillers, but plenty of deep, steadying breaths.
I hope Hordes will be a fair bit better. I’m planning more harshly worded instructions than last time, Sevwall’s field test booklet intro might help a bit, and I’m now in the mindset to delete accounts that are more annoying than useful.

10 Which was your favourite Spice Girl?
Never really paid attention to the Spice Girls, but cinnamon is my favorite spice, so that will have to do.

11 Describe your most intense experience of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
It’s hard to narrow it down. My preferred play style is to annihilate the opposing army and pick off the ‘caster when I get around to it. So that puts my opponent in a desperate place. Then they go all-out to kill my ‘caster, and it works pretty often. That’s really the key to beating me – throw away your entire army in just the right way to draw out my ‘caster for the kill.

12 Is there any such thing as a skinny Tharn dude, or a Tharn woman of… um… generous proportions?
Tharn dudes who have not eaten enough hearts are very skinny and not popular with the ladies. Tharn women of generous proportions are favored for making Tharn babies, so most of them stay home.

13 Are you more often mistaken for a comic company, or a seat of power?
I haven’t heard either of those, but a number of folks have thought we were a book company. A funnier one, though, is that game store I used to frequent (Miniature Market) was once mistaken for a grocery store for midgets.