Where are they now? PPS_Matt

Thirteen Questions with PPS_Matt

1. Where are you now?
On the precipice of a very exciting time in my life. Some call it mid-life. I call it, Act 2.

2. Every nation in the world has an odd delicacy they like to foist on tourists. What do the Skorne have?
The cornea of young cyclops, served over a bed of minced krea basilisk brains. Best eaten at room temperature, it slides easily down the throat and legend has it, if you live, then that same night, you’ll dream about the day you die.

3. Have the Iosans ever considered draining a Hydra’s Focus Battery, distilling the contents into liquid form, and administering it to Iosan kids with Attention Deficit Disorder?
Sorry, I got distracted. What?

4. What one model do you *not* want to paint?
Tyra Banks. I hate that chick.

5. We’ve heard that the Black 13th have a height restriction on their membership to keep Khadoran infiltrators out. The Protectorate has many individuals of Khadoran birth; what’s the fluff reasoning behind Rhoven’s bodyguard’s lack of stature?
You must have hated the Wizard of Oz.

6. We’ve got Blighted Ogrun, Blighted Trolls, Blighted Nyss, and after Legends some justification for Blighted Rhul. How long before we see Blighted Gobbers in a Bodgers boardgame?
Hmmm…

7. Lost Hemisphere: Baldest Blog, Most Hirsute Blog, or Blog Most Likely to Play a Harmonica?
You play harmonica?

8. Did you expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition?
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition.

9. Wildly speculate on the *real* reason Amon hides his lower face. My theory? Bad pornstar moustache.
The collagen injections went all wrong…or he has hillbilly teeth. Either way, who would take him seriously?

10. It’s pretty much accepted that Ernie, the Ta-Ta Kriel’s Pyg Ace is awesomesauce. What have you done to recognise his niftiness?
He received a gold star on his report card.

11. Flagfight! Harbinger vs eIrusk vs Stormclad vs Guardian.
I feel like something just happened but I’m not sure what it was.

12. Are the aquatic Monsterpocalypse faction, the Tritons, a manifestation of some childhood trauma?
Nobody really likes fish.

13. Who else should I bombard with questions?
Nobody. You’re killing productivity!