[With massive props to Kyle for the writeup, and Ken for the pics]
three, two, one, .. Que intro music
Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh
“Hi everyone I’m Glompinmuckinstuck!”
“And I’m Hurlewpooonshew, welcoming you to the second match of our King of the Mountain Mayhem!”
“The weather today is Hot and Stinky.”
“Ya it’s going to be a real tough match for our teams and they’re going to want to get to the high ground as soon as possible.”
“I agree Hurly I think there’s going to be a mad dash to the centre to get out of that smoggy ground fog.”
“Let’s take a look at our competing teams today Glomp.”
“Well Hurly our first team is captained by Magnus the Traitor who’s a mean SOB with a pretty big chip on his shoulder!”
“Who wouldn’t be when you’ve been through what he’s been through.”
“Very true Hurly. Our next team hails from near Khador country. Vayl is so cold hearted she makes a block of ice seem like a warm comfy blanket. Many people find being in her preasence very unpleasent.”
“And don’t forget to mention her beasts whom many have complained about their Diva like behaviour on this tour.”
“Our third team this match also Hails from the icy north of Khador. No one is quit sure how old the Old Witch is but she is certainly a fan favorite on this circuit and would be a favourite to win today.”
“You’ve got that right Glomp! Our last team is from the embattled realm of Cygnar and Captained by Siege. While reletively new to the circuit Siege has proven himself a very capable team leader.”
“Alright the match is ready to begin. Let’s take you down to the field.”
