I showed Gday my nipples tonight.
October 24, 2008He commented that he liked my new shirt; I replied that the printing on the front was kinda rigid and scratchy, and made my nipples hurt.
To illustrate the point, I lifted the shirt and demonstrated the colour difference between the left nipple (unirritated, greyish tan in colour) and the right (irritated, hot pink at the tip).
I feel like this has really cemented our friendship; you cannot truly say that you know a person until you know what colour their nipples turn when painfully irritated.
Remember that.
I really wanna see how this turns out when gday posts is semi-annual “Keyword blog hits”, when Irritated Nipples comes up in the Top 10.
… why did I give you Author privileges on this blog again? ;P
TMI. No, seriously. T.M.I.
Although those three letters don’t make it any less hilarious.
Of all the posts to not include a picture, why this one?!?! I’m not saying I want to see some nips, but i definitely would have laughed 4x as hard.
Well, we’ve had two hits from the Nipples tag so far… (*boggles*)
I believe the term you’re searching for is “Thank you.”