Caption Contest #2
May 15, 2008
Well, wasn’t Contest #1 more fun than shoving a weasel down your trousers? Why, I haven’t had a good time like that since I first discovered that Human Torch: Hotshot was actually flammable!
As promised, the winner has been chosen by a completely disinterested third party - an old pal from Australia whose paths crossed with mine again a couple of weeks back. He has no idea what the heck VS even is, so I thought it only fitting that he choose the winning caption.
The winning entry: ”After thirty years, the beast within Richard Simmons was awakened. Despite being a harsh dictator, his new form seemed like an improvement to me.”
Huzzah! And applause and stuff. Ra’s Al Cool, email me your mailing address and I’ll get the prize package on the way to you.
Meantime, here’s a brand new image! Once again, the winning caption will receive a price package of three cards selected from my stockpile of prize cards and Modern-legal rares.
In keeping with it being Crime Lords preview week, it’s even got Kingpin and Red Skull!
You can fill in the word balloons, or just ignore them. Have fun with that!
K: “…and the nipples are strictly OFF LIMITS. Agreed?”
RS: “Bah, fine! But I make no promises about tickling!”
RS: “Now are we ready, or do you wish to do this naked and oiled, in the Greek tradition?”
K: “…I so wish.”
K: You come here too?
RS: My first time. Can we uh… get a ‘happy ending’ with these strip search massages?
K: I so wish.
-Mike
K: Well, that answers my “boxers or briefs” question.
RS: Snug as a bug in rug, I tell ya. Do they make Calvin Kleins in your size?
K: I so wish.
Sweet! Where do I email my addy?
You can just PM it to me on the realms if you like, or send it to losthemisphereSPAM@gmail.com.
Of course, no SPAM please.
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