Caption Contest #1
May 8, 2008
IÂ was sitting around the Gdaycave, having a nice cup of tea, when I turned to Bill and said “Bill, how’s them Asgardian’s doing?”.
Bill, he turned to me and says “How would I know, according to continuity I’m stuck in a dark dimension fighting a bunch of demon things.”
I looked at him for a while, pondering how to utter my next statement. In the end, I just went for the straightforward approach.
“Bill, you’ve got a piece of lettuce stuck like, right there.”
And when you don’t generally have lips to speak of (except when drawn with Alpha Flight), that’s a rough deal. So, I decided we need a caption contest.
Here’s the drill: Below is a picture. The picture alone is amusing enough, but Bill and I want to see how much more amusing YOU can make it. Make it amusing enough, as determined by the judge of the week, and you’ll win three cards from my trade binder. All three will be either Modern legal, or prize cards (such as EA’s, DCX, MAA, etc).
Each week I will choose a new judge from an assortment of disinterested individuals, which may or may not include my wife, my daughter, one of my co-workers, or that a random staffer from my FLGS.
Enough! Picture!
You have until Thursday May 15th, 8:30PM EST, to post your winning caption in the comments. Â
“Steve, the stripper’s over there. What the hell are you looking at me for?!?”
“Cannot… take eyes off of… skull… despite… the massive power afro… ridiculous shoulder pads… mile wide crotch… and awful decor!”
Can we enter multiple times or just the one? Probably shoulda asked that before I entered. Hehe. Oh well.
-Mike
Enter as many times as you like, Mike! Heh.
“…And that is why you don’t dye your afro silver kids.”
After thirty years, the beast within Richard Simmons was awakened. Despite being a harsh dictator, his new form seemed like an improvement to me.
“Listen man, you may have seen That 70’s Show… But I LIVED in the 70’s. This is just how it was. For real.”
-Mike
“They call me ‘White Lightning’!! … Yeah, that definitly sounds better than purple streak.”
Quickly, to the afromobile!
Purple Adam, one of Shazam’s good ideas gone wrong. But then again, everyone was stoned in the 70s.
Look officer, I really don’t know how that loaf of bread got down there.
cocaine’s a helluva drug.
where’s the toilet paper?
Just stop now. Ra’s Al Cool wins.
That’ll be entirely up to the disinterested judge, Ster!
“cocaine’s a helluva drug.”
Onyx, you just brought the visual from that interview. That was awesome! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Baby, I like to roll in Grape Jelly.
By royal decree: Panties, Panties, Panties!
“Pokemon isn’t about tests, it’s about battles! hahahahahaha!”
“Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here!”
“Babies aren’t born after just 5 months!”
“A man can’t just live on mushrooms…”
” Why don’t we drink to me and my lovely reflection in your eyes?”
“Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him”
“I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!”
“Having this afro is super special awesome!!”
As a tribute to yu-gi-oh! the abridged series
“My hair gives me super strenght!”
The last smile of the Satan !
Grape Ape has obviously fallen on hard times since the demise of his Cartoon and has had to pimp himself out on the mean streets.
And I don’t like the way Adam Warlock is staring at…his…er…Skull.
“Hey Jim, the skull belt is losing effectiveness. Fetch me the dreaded kitten belt, that’ll show ‘em who’s in charge.”
You all will smell my finger…..NOW!!!!
You ALL Will Bow before my Cosmic crabs
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